Charles quotes from Touched by an Angel

Charles

Am I to assume you purchased these items with the money we gave you yesterday?

Yes. It was incredible! All my life, I'd wanted to spend an entire day in a shoe store and not even look at the prices.

Charles

Well.... I'm afraid you're going to have to give those back.

Yeah, I know. They make my calves look really fat.

Charles

How could one person buy so many shoes, so many UGLY shoes?

Probably because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no taste.

Charles

You know, bookmaking is illegal.

So's putting jerks in comas.