Sandy quotes from Touched by an Angel

Sandy

What I need is, oh, someone to arrange my personal appearances, file my fan mail, organize the book I'm writing, maybe a little light dusting. Just your general all-round slave. Are you up for that?

Sandy

Well, Tess, you are a big woman, aren't you, my dear?

Tess

Well, I have a big heart and it needs room.

Sandy

Hey, it's got it and then some.

Tess

Well, I guess yours doesn't. That's why you're such a bony little thing, huh?

Sandy

You're grounded for two weeks.

What?

Sandy

One week for fighting and one week for lying to me.

That means I miss the prom. The only senior prom I'll ever go to, ever.

Sandy

Okay. You're grounded except to go to the prom.

Then how am I going to buy my dress?

Sandy

Fine. You're grounded except to buy your dress and go to the prom.

No one's even asked me to go yet.

Sandy

What are we talking about?

Mom!

Sandy

Claire!

Monica

Excuse me, but I think in order for Claire to be asked to the prom, she has to be somewhere where there are boys.

Yeah. That's right.

Sandy

Okay. You're grounded after the prom.

Tess

How was your prom?

Sandy

Oh, please! I didn't go. Proms are pretentious, they are expensive, they are overrated...

Tess

Oh, nobody asked you, huh?

Tess

The night your husband left you for the younger, thinner, firmer, blonder, I think Debbie was her name? You stood in your room and you made a vow to God. You said: "I'm never gonna let anybody hurt me anymore. I'm going to be strong. I just won't feel anything and they're never gonna see me cry, I swear to God." You have to be careful what you swear to God because He hears you and I'm here to tell you that feeling something is exactly what you need to do.

Sandy

I don't believe in God.

Tess

Well, too bad because He believes in you.