Amelia quotes from Touched by an Angel

Amelia

Her references were impeccable, Barbara. She did all the biggest parties last year. You know the Polo Club Christmas Party? The big Charity Bazaar? Just seemed so nice too. Not the sort of person who'd just run off and leave you in the lurch while she goes somewhere to have appendicitis.

Amelia

Has my daughter-in-law explained the situation?

Monica

Yes, I understand that you're hosting a very large function here.

Amelia

Functions, my dear, are held at church basements. This is an event.

:[looking at an old family portrait] I've never really liked that picture of the Colonel.

Amelia

That's too bad because I got such a good deal on him at the garage sale.