“Who Deserves To Be Here” quotes from Top Chef

[to Stephen] How are you doing, Brian?

Stephen?

[of her Elimination Challenge dish] It looked like a bomb exploded on my plate.

[of the other chefs judging his food] I don't care whether the other chefs express their opinions about my food. If the food is good, say it's good. If the food is crap, flip the plate.

Stephen is a sommelier so he's a professional bullshitter.

I'm bringing something to the competition that other people aren't bringing, you know, it's the ability to move your bowels with vegetables.

What the fuck did I come over here for?

[to Tom Colicchio] I speak my mind, that's the way I am.

C'mon guys! Allez! Allez!