Hank Hall quotes from Titans

Jason Todd

Bruce is halfway across the world with the rest of the Justice League. Alfred, too. Got this place all to myself!

Dawn Granger

Clearly.

Jason Todd

Hey, look. Whatever you need Bruce for, if Dick needs help, I'm your guy. I mean, one Robin saving another? We'll never hear the end of it.

Dawn Granger

Your the new Robin?

Jason Todd

Present and accounted for, babe.

Dawn Granger

"Babe"?

Hank Hall

What did he just say? And that's a pass on the help from heroes-on-training-wheels department.

Jason Todd

First off, bro. I'd put you on your ass in three seconds.

Hank Hall

Okay, you little shit.

Jason Todd

And secondly, if Dick's really strapped, I wanna help him. Kinda freaked out on him last time and I owe him.

Hank Hall

Don't tell me. You're Jason Todd.

Jason Todd

Yeah, and who the hell are you?

Dawn Granger

I'm Dawn Granger. This is Hank Hall. Rachel sent us to find you.

Jason Todd

Why me?

Hank Hall

Our hunch is she needs the guy you work for and not you.

Jason Todd

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Dawn Granger

Relax, killer. I'm Dove. This is Hawk. We're friends of Dick Grayaon's.

Jason Todd

What kind of friends?

Hank Hall

The kind that know about the big, scary cave downstairs. Does that ring a bell? You want me to make bird sounds, too?

Hank Hall

Sorry I couldn't fit all 90 candles on there. I tried.

Dick Grayson

My birthday gift to you is that I'm not gonna sing.

Garth

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Come on, I want my Dick Grayson A cappella serenade. Let's go buddy. Make her rip.

Garth

Say, that's your best shot, featherweight?

Hank Hall

Uh, I don't know. I had a question, though. What is 22 in fish years? Like, 90?

Garth

Ninety-year fish is still faster than a beer-bellied bird, my friend.

Hank Hall

Look, I don't want to hurt you, kid.

Rose Wilson

Yeah, right. [Rose hits Hank]

Hank Hall

Ow, that fucking hurt. Okay, fuck this.

Donna Troy

Hank, did you find anything?

Hank Hall

Do rats the size of my head count?

Dawn Granger

Stay positive, Hank.

Hank Hall

I got dragged out of bed to trudge through sewer water 'cause dip-shit decided to go off half-cocked.

Dick Grayson

He was attacked here. Then dragged. Tracks disappear a hundred yards down.

Dawn Granger

He could be anywhere.

Donna Troy

If he's still alive.

Dick Grayson

He's alive. Dr. Light's using him as bait to lure us out. If he was dead, he would have left him here.

Donna Troy

How does that make it any better?

Dick Grayson

I'm not saying it makes it better.

Hank Hall

Back up. So the kid is bait to you now? Is that right? That's rich, Dick.

Dick Grayson

You were bagging on him a minute ago, and now he's your best friend?

Hank Hall

Not about me, pal. This is all because of you and your big, dumb fuckin' idea to start up the Titans again!

Dawn Granger

I'm out.

Donna Troy

Yep, me too.

Hank Hall

What? Where are you going?

Dawn Granger

To get Jason. And for the record, this is all of our faults. Every single one of us. So get over it and move on.

Rachel Roth

[to Jason] Don't fucking walk away from me.

Dawn Granger

Whoa. Hey, what's happening here?

Rachel Roth

Jason drew crucifixes all over my mirror.

Jason Todd

Bullshit.

Dawn Granger

Jason, it's okay if you're angry.

Jason Todd

I didn't do shit, okay? Don't blame me for her voodoo issues.

Donna Troy

What's all the drama about?

Dawn Granger

Somebody drew crosses on Rachel's mirror and she thinks Jason did it.

Hank Hall

Cute idea with the bourbon bottle. Not my type, though. I'm more of a sour mash guy. You ever go in my room and pull that shit again, I'll forget what team you're on.

Donna Troy

Why Jason?

Jason Todd

I don't know what happened, guys, but I didn't do it.

Dawn Granger

What about the picture of Ellis?

Donna Troy

The orange soda bottle?

Rachel Roth

He did it to you guys, too?

Jason Todd

Fuck this.

Hank Hall

Hey, we're not done here, kid.

Jason Todd

You people are insane! I'd rather be with Deathstroke than you assholes. You think everything's my fault.

Dawn Granger

Hey. Look what the surf dragged in.

Dick Grayson

I was beginning to think you blew us off.

Dawn Granger

He said, "Homework, it never ends."

Hank Hall

Aw, it did for me. One day I woke up, no school, no books.

Dawn Granger

Weren't you expelled?

Hank Hall

Some say.

You think you can come back here, throw some funny names around, and us dumb country folk are gonna forget about everything? I'm Ellis' sister. That kid you got killed.

Dawn Granger

No, ma'am... we're so sorry about Ellis.

You do not deserve to say my brother's name. Do you know we're still trying to scrape up enough money to pay for a headstone? And where the hell have you been? Singing your titties off?

Hank Hall

Back off. We don't owe you shit.

Dawn Granger

Hank, don't.

Hank Hall

No. Her junkie boyfriend was the one that got him hooked in the first place. Where were you when Ellis OD'd and nearly died? Oh, that's right. You were in lockup on a possession beef. We took care of Ellis. We got him clean. Not you.

Yeah, you got him killed, too. Pat yourself on the back.

Hank Hall

Nice try. Crawl back under your log.

No, that's not gonna happen. 'Cause I plan to make your life a living hell. Maybe you got it in you to kill another one of us, but, uh... Maybe we get to you before you do. What was it that you liked to say to Ellis? Oh, yeah. One day at a time.

Hank Hall

You've still got it.

Dove

Always will.

Dick Grayson

Whatchu eating?

Hank Hall

I don't know. Gar made it, I think. Some kind of meat thing.

Dick Grayson

That's Krypto's.

Hank Hall

I kind of think of this as my home base.

Donna Troy

Classy for a guy who thinks flushing is optional.

Hank Hall

Thank you.

Donna Troy

[hearing about Hank's death] Dawn. She must be devastated.

Hank Hall

She'd better be.

Donna Troy

I thought you weren't drinking.

Hank Hall

I wasn't. Then I died, so I figured out what the hell, I might as well live a little.