Jason Todd quotes from Titans

Jason Todd

Gotham's gotten worse. Commissioner Gordon is dead. Batman is going to kill The Joker. You need to come back to Gotham and convince him not to do it.

Jason Todd

He's the only hero that Gotham has left. If he goes bad, the city goes down.

Jason Todd

[to Rachel] You need to have that shit looked at. By, like, a fucking priest.

Jason Todd

Fuck the Joker.

Jason Todd

(to Hank) You've got to believe me, man. All of this shit I've done, it's not my fault. I don't know what's happening to me. Something's wrong with me.

Jason Todd

The city owes us a lot, and I'm going to collect the bill.

Jason Todd

(to Pete) I'm Fuck, and she's Off.

Jason Todd

Fuck Scarecrow.

Gar Logan

[Sees two cases on the table] Yo, when did you get another one?

Jason Todd

That one's mine.

Gar Logan

Yours? Wait, you're Robin, too?

Rachel Roth

I thought you were Robin.

Dick Grayson

I am.

Jason Todd

He was.

Gar Logan

Okay, how many Robins are there? Are there a lot? 'Cause I would love-...

Kory Anders

Okay, quiet. [to Gar and Rachel] Sit. [to Dick] Bathroom.

Gar Logan

[to Jason] Can I be Robin?

Dick Grayson

Jason?

Jason Todd

What's up?

Dick Grayson

What are you doing here?

Jason Todd

It's Batman. He's in trouble.

Jason Todd

Bruce is halfway across the world with the rest of the Justice League. Alfred, too. Got this place all to myself!

Dawn Granger

Clearly.

Jason Todd

Hey, look. Whatever you need Bruce for, if Dick needs help, I'm your guy. I mean, one Robin saving another? We'll never hear the end of it.

Dawn Granger

Your the new Robin?

Jason Todd

Present and accounted for, babe.

Dawn Granger

"Babe"?

Hank Hall

What did he just say? And that's a pass on the help from heroes-on-training-wheels department.

Jason Todd

First off, bro. I'd put you on your ass in three seconds.

Hank Hall

Okay, you little shit.

Jason Todd

And secondly, if Dick's really strapped, I wanna help him. Kinda freaked out on him last time and I owe him.

Hank Hall

Don't tell me. You're Jason Todd.

Jason Todd

Yeah, and who the hell are you?

Dawn Granger

I'm Dawn Granger. This is Hank Hall. Rachel sent us to find you.

Jason Todd

Why me?

Hank Hall

Our hunch is she needs the guy you work for and not you.

Jason Todd

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Dawn Granger

Relax, killer. I'm Dove. This is Hawk. We're friends of Dick Grayaon's.

Jason Todd

What kind of friends?

Hank Hall

The kind that know about the big, scary cave downstairs. Does that ring a bell? You want me to make bird sounds, too?

Jason Todd

If I'm Robin, who are you?

Dick Grayson

That's a good question.

Jason Todd

Fuck, man.

Gar Logan

You said don't hold back.

Jason Todd

Why would you do it when I was fucking blindfolded?

Gar Logan

You said... don't hold back.

Rachel Roth

Should I get the hose?

Dick Grayson

What's going on?

Jason Todd

We did what you said. The blindfold thing. Then he went nuts on me.

Gar Logan

You said don't hold back.

Jason Todd

Why do we even learn to fight like this, man? It's idiotic. We have eyes.

Dick Grayson

In battle, anything can be taken from you.

Jason Todd

Yo, look, it's been three months, man. When do I get to go back to Gotham City?

Dick Grayson

Bruce doesn't think you're ready yet, and neither do I. I'm sorry, man. You blew your privileges.

Jason Todd

What?

Dick Grayson

The Batmobile joyrides, the motorcycle on the staircase...

Jason Todd

I was practicing my tactical maneuvers.

Dick Grayson

And those websites you bookmarked? You know that's not what the Batcomputer is used for.