Claude quotes from Timothy Goes to School, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Joanne Vannicola

9th most-quoted character in Timothy Goes to School: in 22 of its 182 quotes
Most scenes with: Timothy (13), Yoko (9), Mrs. Jenkins (7)

Scenes with Claude 21

YGYoko, Grace, Nora and Doris

Girls are smart, girls are fun. Hilltop Girls are number one!

TCTimothy, Charles, Claude, Fritz, Frank #1 and Frank #2

We're the Boys of Hilltop School. We're the boys, and we rule!

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[At Fritz's bye-now party]

Mrs. Jenkins

[off-screen] All ears, children. [a present box sits on the table] Fritz, each of your friends has brought you something that you take with you to your new home.

Fritz

Wow.

[The Franks went to Fritz]

F1Frank #1

Here's a can of franks and beans so you won't forget us.

[Fritz holds a can of franks and beans]

F2Frank #2

Yeah, we were going to give you two cans, but uh...

F1Frank #1

We kinda ate the other one.

Fritz

[laughs] Thanks, guys.

[Fritz puts the can into the box. Nora went to Fritz]

Nora

I made you a talking tube, So if you ever start missing me you can... JUST USE THIS!!

Fritz

[laughs] Thanks, Nora.

[Fritz put it in the box]

Grace

I wrote a poem for you.

Fritz

Thanks, Grace.

Grace

[clears her throat] "Goodbye Fritz, A poem by Grace. "Here at Hilltop School, we saw you everyday. So we'll never forget you, even you move away." [gives Fritz the poem] Bye Bye!

[Fritz puts the poem in the box]

YYoko

This is from my cherry tree.

Fritz

Interesting.

YYoko

Put it in water as soon as you get to your new home.

Fritz

I will. Thanks, Yoko.

[Yoko walks away from Fritz]

Lilly

Here.

[Lilly shows Fritz the ribbon]

Fritz

What is it?

Lilly

It's a ribbon. To tie around your finger So you won't forget me. [ties the ribbon on Fritz's finger]

Fritz

I'll never forget you, Lilly.

[Lilly walks away. Doris show Fritz her painting]

Doris

I painted it just for you.

Fritz

Thanks, Doris.

[Doris smiles and gives Fritz the painting. Charles holds a jar full of leaves]

Charles

This is for you, Fritz. You can keep bugs in it at your new house.

Fritz

Wow, That's great. Thanks, Charles.

Claude

Here, It's a precise picture that I drew Hilltop school.

Fritz

Thanks, Claude. It I'll help me remember all of you.

[Fritz puts the jar and the picture into the box]

TTimothy

Here, Fritz.

[Fritz opens the wrapper and the box. It's Timothy's shell]

Fritz

But Timothy, it's your favorite shell.

TTimothy

I know. I want you to have it.

Fritz

Really?

TTimothy

Uh-huh.

Fritz

Wow. Thank you.

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Claude

Hey, Frank. Do you want to ride on the teeter-totter with me?

F1Frank #1

Me?

F2Frank #2

Or me?

Claude

[laughs] It doesn't matter. I only need one of you on the other end.

F1Frank #1

Umm, no, thanks, Claude.

F2Frank #2

We play together.

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Claude

[off-screen] Mrs. Jenkins?

Mrs. Jenkins

Yes, Claude?

Claude

Since I'm the dentist, I should have a dentist drill. I'm going to bring in my dad's electric drill to use in the play. It goes, "(insert drill imitation noises here)!".

[Claude mimics a dentist drill buzzing. Mrs. Jenkins reminds Claude the first time about the safety/prohibition of power tools. That is, as she --Mrs. Jenkins-- says...!]

Mrs. Jenkins

We can't have (nor allow) power tools in school. (They are not safe.) But it sounds like you can make drill noises all by yourself (if you are going to do that).

[As a result, power tools --real or toy-- are not allowed in school. So Claude isn't allowed to bring his father's power drill/electric drill or a toy drill if he has any toy tools. This is the first time he is told --by Mrs. Jenkins-- that the answer is "No" to power drills. The answer is "No", even if tools --brought to school-- are toys.]

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[Claude still wants to use his father's drill for a dentist drill in the play]

Claude

Mrs. Jenkins? I still think that this would be way better with a real drill.

[Mrs. Jenkins reminds Claude the second time about the safety/prohibition of power tools. That is, as she says...!]

Mrs. Jenkins

I am sorry, Claude. The answer is still "No". (Even if they are real or toy.)

[Claude reacts when Mrs. Jenkins has told him the second time that the answer is "No" --"No" to power drills. That is, even if power tools --in the school brought by children-- are real or toy.]

Claude

Being the dentist isn't any fun. I wish I were something else.

YYoko

You can be the cavity, Claude. I don't mind being the dentist!

Claude

Why would I want to be the cavity, Yoko? You're the bad guy!

[Yoko looks rather upset.]

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[In the play, the Franks are the junk food. Frank #1 is a candy bar, while Frank #2 is a bag of cracker jacks.]

F1Frank #1

[as the role of the chocolate bar] THE TOOTHPASTE, TOOTHBRUSH, AND THE DENTAL FLOSS ARE NEVER GOING TO CATCH ME! I AM GOING TO BE HERE FOREVER AND MAKE A CAVITY!

[He gets off Yoko the tooth and creates a cavity.]

YYoko

[as the role of the cavity] (Ow!) I am a cavity from candy and from cake. If you do not see a dentist, I can cause a toothache.

Claude

[as the dentist] Let's have a look just to make sure that these teeth are healthy and strong.

[Claude --as the dentist-- he finds a cavity --and it is made by the Franks who are "the junk food".]

Claude

[as the dentist --and wants to know what the "mouth" is eating] OH NO! WHAT IS THIS!?

[Claude as the dentist find the Franks who are pretending to be junk food. Claude --as the dentist-- sees the cavity which is Yoko. Then he turns to the Franks who are the junk food items. They are a candy bar and a bag of cracker jacks respectively.]

F1Frank #1

[as one of the junk food items --that being the candy bar] A LUMPY, CRUNCHY, CANDY BAR! (AND FRANK #2 IS THE CRACKER JACKS!)

[Claude --as the dentist-- this is obviously not what he wanted to hear. He knows that the mouth has a cavity in one of its teeth.]

Claude

[to the Franks --who are the sweets/junk food] YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE HERE FOR LONG!

[Claude pretends to get them off the teeth and off the tooth with cavity. Because now --in the play-- the junk food items --that being the Franks who are the candy bar and cracker jacks-- have created a cavity. The cavity is Yoko. Claude "destroys" both the chocolate bar and cracker jacks --played by the Franks-- and makes the mouth cut down with the junk food.]

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[The Franks had found a Saturn sticker on the floor]

F1Frank #1

Hey, look what I found.

[Frank #2 looks at the Saturn sticker. Frank #1 decided to put the sticker on the back of Claude's head]

F2Frank #2

What are you doing, Frank?

F1Frank #1

Shh.

[Frank #1 tiptoes and puts the Saturn sticker on Claude's back head. Claude turns and sees the Franks giggling]

Claude