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Fritz quotes from Timothy Goes to School

Played by Laurie Elliott · 27 quotes · page 2 of 2

Fritz

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Timothy Goes to School: in 27 of its 182 quotes
Most scenes with: Timothy (17), Nora (10), Grace (8)

Scenes with Fritz 25

Maybe you should sit with Fritz on the way home?

I just don't want to sit with Fritz (on the way home)!

Fritz

Well, that is good! Because I do not want to sit with you!

Can't you two stop it? You're friends.

Not any more. A good friend would trust me in the first place!

Fritz

And a good friend wouldn't show someone else how to do my trick!

[off-screen] I didn't!

Fritz

[off-screen] You did too!

[off-screen] I did not!

Fritz

[off-screen] Did too!

[off-screen] Did too!

Fritz

[off-screen] Did...!

STOP THAT! (echoes)

[Everyone looked at Grace and Timothy and Fritz fall silent. Grace sighs after stopping Timothy and Fritz's arguing about the blame.]

[to Timothy, Fritz, and the rest of the class] Timothy didn't show me the magic trick.

[Fritz knows that Timothy was right all along when Timothy had said he didn't show Grace the magic tricks. This eventually leads Grace to admit her mistake. That is as Grace --who speaks up-- says to both Timothy and Fritz...!]

I peeked in your magic book. (I am sorry.)

Fritz

[to Grace] But, how did you do that? It was in my backpack!

Umm, I just took it out of your backpack.

EEEveryone else

[off-screen; gasping] GRACE...?!

[Claude, Charles, Doris, The Franks, Fritz, and Timothy stare at Grace.]

[confessing] I PUT IT BACK WHEN I WAS DONE! (echoes)

[In the end, Timothy and Fritz's friendship is restored. Grace walks away --despite restoring Timothy and Fritz's friendship.]

Is everybody ready for square dancing?

Fritz

Uh-huh.

Ready.

F1Frank #1

Yeah.

Okay then, everybody find a partner.

[Everyone expect the Franks went to find a partner]

F1Frank #1 and Frank #2

Huh?

F2Frank #2

I don't want to be your partner! You squirted water in my face!

F1Frank #1

I do not want to be your partner! You put squeeze cheese on my chair!

F1Frank #1 and Frank #2

Mrs. Jenkins?

F1Frank #1

Nobody wants to be my partner.

F2Frank #2

Nobody wants to be my partner either, Mrs. Jenkins. [looks at his brother]

F1Frank #1 and Frank #2

Not even Frank.

Fritz

Nobody wants to be your partner because we don't like your mean jokes!

F1Frank #1

But we were just having fun (today, Fritz).

F2Frank #2

Yeah, we were just having fun (today).

[about Frank #1 and Frank #2's pranks] Well, maybe you were having fun! But we weren't!

[Nora and Fritz walk away from the Franks cause they don't wanna to dance with them. Not even anyone else wants to dance with Frank #1 or Frank #2]

Well, Frank and Frank, it looks as though your funny business has gotten the two of you into quite a mess.

[The Franks look at each other and sigh sadly]

[At the school library.]

LMrs. Lightfoot

And this is where our science and nature books are.

Fritz

Interesting.

LMrs. Lightfoot

Are there any questions? [Doris raise her hand up] Yes, Doris.

Do you have any books about spiders?

LMrs. Lightfoot

Yes, indeed we do. [off-screen] Several of them, in fact.

[groans in disgust] I'm not going to borrow any of those!

[Timothy, Yoko, Fritz and Nora laugh]

Fritz

[explains about his model] This is my heart and lungs. And all my thinking goes up here in my brain.

[After Nora sees what Fritz made in his craft model --which was body parts-- she says...!]

[stinks --pinches-- her nose in disgust] EW!

[Nora thinks her team mate --Fritz-- was being sickening. But Mrs. Jenkins still like it.]

Fritz

[talking about his science project] I started working on it after school yesterday. You can see it at "Show and Share." That's when I'll do the test flight.

Test flight?

Today?

I can't wait!

F2Frank #2

We should trade all of our (chocolate chip) cookies for butterscotch pudding.

[To trade desserts, Timothy got Fritz's chocolate cake, while Fritz got Timothy's apple crisp. But Nora does not want to trade. Unlike Timothy and Fritz, she does not want to switch. And at this she does not want to trade her pudding for cookies brought from the Franks, apple crisp by Timothy, nor chocolate cake by Fritz. Nora is unaware that she has grabbed Jack's baby food.]

[to the Franks] (Nah!) I am not trading my pudding for anything.

[Nora --still unaware that she has Jack's baby food-- she spoons into her "butterscotch pudding" and takes one bite of it. She is still unaware that she has Jack's baby food, until she takes a bite out of it after thinking it was her "pudding". After one bite, she sticks out her tongue in disgust.]

What's wrong?

It doesn't taste like butterscotch!

[Nora --after saying this-- smacks her lips.]

YUCK!

[Nora spits afterwards. That is, as Nora continues of what she just ate --and thought it was her "pudding". She finishes spitting and then says...!]

[continues --and after she finishes spitting] AND IT DOES NOT EVEN TASTE LIKE PUDDING!

[That is, after Nora's reaction when she took a bite from her "pudding", realized that her "pudding" was not really pudding, and smacked her lips from the baby food taste.]

Fritz

It doesn't look like pudding either.

[Nora's "pudding" is not really pudding. When she smells it, it smells like baby food. It's really her baby brother Jack's baby food though she had thought it was pudding. And therefore, she realizes that she grabbed Jack's baby food by accident rather than her pudding. When she smells it, it is Jack's baby food. After smelling it, she pinches up her nose from the baby food smell in disgust.]

[through pinched-up nose] UGH!

[Nora tells Timothy, Fritz, and the Franks it is not pudding but what it really is]

IT IS JACK'S BABY FOOD!

[It is really her baby brother Jack's baby food. It is not pudding. At this, Nora for the second time at school has mentioned her baby brother Jack after grabbing his baby food instead of her pudding by accident. She did not know she had Jack's baby food when she tried to grab her pudding that morning.]

F1Frank #1

What?

F2Frank #2

Huh?

F1Frank #1

Baby food?!

[Frank #2 is disgusted about Nora bringing baby food, he declines to trade or share any of his cookies with someone who would ever bring baby food.]

F2Frank #2

[to Frank #1] I AM NOT TRADING ANY OF MY COOKIES FOR BABY FOOD!

[Frank #2 pushes back his cookies in disgust.]

F1Frank #1

[agrees with Frank #2 and declines about trading or sharing any of his] NEITHER AM I!

[Frank #1 also pushes back his cookies in disgust. After seeing that Nora almost got sick from eating Jack's baby food --which she had accidentally got after mistaking it for her butterscotch pudding-- the reason why they both decline sharing/trading any of their cookies for baby food is because they do not want to be sick. That is, despite seeing that Nora almost got sick from eating Jack's baby food. Nora --after lunch-- then --from offscreen-- washes down the baby food taste with a glass of water.]

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