JWJanet Wood
[to Jack] Let's get one thing straight first. This is your room. That is our room. One false move and we take you right to the vet.
“Man About the House” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Mr. Roper (1)
SRStanley Roper
Are you crazy, moving in with two girls? Not in my building, you don't!
JTJack Tripper
Wait a minute, it'd be strictly platonic.
SRStanley Roper
Well, I don't care what it is. [pause] What does that mean?
HRHelen Roper
Like you and me, Stanley.
Sorry to barge in on you again like this, but me and the wife are having a little disagreement about a certain matter of, uh... [coughs] sex.
CSChrissy Snow
You wanna borrow a book?
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