Duncan and James in “Duncan's Bluff”

You were a long time getting here.

You're lucky I came at all. I've got an important job to do later. I'm taking some children to a concert.

Is doing 2 jobs in one day too hard for you?

Pah! I can do more jobs in one day than you can! I'm really useful!

How about a week on petition? I bet I could take coal to the villagers faster than you can deliver it.

Alright! You're on!