Duck quotes from Thomas & Friends

[disappointed after hearing Diesel's remark the day before] I'm not happy!

I know. It's boiler-ache.

It's not boiler-ache. It's...

Of course, it is. That water's bad. Have a good washout, then you'll feel a different engine. Your boiler must be full of sludge.

Don't be vulgar!

Stupid nonsense. I wouldn't have brought them if I'd known. I'd have had a breakdown or something.

I'm glad you didn't. You'd have spoiled their fun.

Bah! Enjoyment is all you engines live for. One day, railways will be ripped up!

Duck felt shocked at such an idea.

We have a friend called Bertie, and he's a bus, but he likes the railway. Sometimes he teases us about it, but he'd never wanna see it ripped up!

Hmph! I know Bertie. He's too small in size to be of any use. [leaves]

Duck took no notice.

That bus is silly.

Duck, slowly and carefully, set off across the bridge. Bulgy wailed as he felt the bridge quiver.

Stop! It might fall on me!

That would serve you right for telling lies.

Hello, Duck. Going fishing? I'd take care if I were you.

Why?

Well, for one thing, if fish get into an engine's boiler, they always cause trouble. And for another, fish can be awfully smelly. And I know what I'm talking about. Good night.

The accident wasn't your fault. We should've checked that this tail lamp was fixed on properly. We'll soon have you in working order again.

Thank you, sir. Thomas told me to be careful about fish. They got me in a right pickle, didn't they?

Did you shunt those trucks onto the other line?

You said you wanted them on the other line!

Not that other line! The other other line! [to himself] Douglas would've known what I meant.

It was naughty of Thomas to tease you, Percy.

He was only playing. I hope he hurries up. I wouldn't want him to be late for the fireworks.

HE'S AFTER ME!

I don't think he'll be late.

You know something, Thomas? I think there might be 3 ways of doing things.

Really?

The Great Western Way", the wrong way and... "The Thomas Way"! But "The Great Western Way" is usually the best.