Salty quotes from Thomas & Friends

Arr, would you be needing a hand there, matey?

No, thank you, Salty. I can do it on my own.

[after the crash] Oops! Sorry!

Never mind, me hearty! The smell reminds me of the sea!

Why didn't you fill water this morning, matey? [James explains his troubles] I've heard you were too busy to help Edward too!

I was in a hurry! My job is the most important!

No job is more important than helping another engine.

What's so special about a carpet? Maybe it's a magic carpet! I've heard tiller that it can fly! Do you know any magic words?

You mean like "please"?

No, Percy. Other magic words like, "Hey, Presto", "Hocus Pocus", and "Abracadabra"!

[the carpet is loaded on his truck] It doesn't look very magic.

[after running over the flagpole by mistake] Oops. Sorry, matey.

I wasn't expecting to see the flagpole down here!

The admiral is always looking for the lost pirate treasure of Sodor.

Pirates?!

Emily

Treasure?!

Yes, but no one has ever found it. First, find the eagle in the mountains. It's beak will point to the clouds, not in the sky. Then those clouds will lead to the skull and crossbones. And there, you'll find the treasure, me hearties.

Eagle? Clouds? Skull and crossbones? I'm sure I could solve those clues.

Today, I am to look after a new engine.

That's a special job, me hearty. [sees the engine arrive] Here he is.

I'm Billy. Let's go.

Wait, Billy. We can't go yet. We have to wait for The Fat Controller.

Why?

Because he tells us what we are to do.

Billy, you have a very busy day. First, you must take empty chicken vans to the farm and bring chickens back to the docks. Then, you are to deliver diesel fuel to the quarry, and lastly, you have to take coal to the depot.

Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Thomas, you must show Billy how to be a Really Useful Engine.

Billy, you must pull the chickens slowly and smoothly.

I know that!

Don't pump your pistons before you are ready to leave. It wastes coal and water, and first you must take on enough coal and water for a busy day.

Thomas! Stop telling me what to do! You are a very bossy engine!

He thinks you're a bossy boiler, me hearty.

That's a good story.

ARGH! That's right. Ha! I likes a good story, me! Ha, ha, ha, ha, har!

Aye, Percy, and who knows, but he might come back to Sodor one day!

I hope so, Salty. I really do.

Hey! Watch out, Bill! Or is it Ben?

Watch out, Ben... err, Bill… Well, whoever you are!

[about Cranky] He thinks if he works twice as fast, Sir Topham Hatt won't replace him with a... [under his breath] big new fancy crane.

Replace him with a what?

[whispers] A big new fancy crane.

A big shoe zebra plane?

No! A big new fancy crane.

A pig stew dancing lane?!

A BIG, NEW, FANCY CRANE!

Okay! Okay! No need to shout!