Third Watch quotes

Bosco (to Yokas): A domestic?

Yokas: Ah, definitely not one of my favorite things.

Bosco (to Claire about the lamp that had flew out of the window and hit the car): This doesn't match anything in my place.

Carlos (to Doc): Didn't I tell you? Everyone who works with her gets screwed somehow.

Kim: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Carlos: If this is about us not working out, I'm sorry.

Kim: "Us"?

Carlos: Let's not pretend that we didn't have a romantic history. If that's why you're not backing here then I'm sorry, you've got some problems.

Kim: You're delusional, Carlos. You can't even pass a woman without making some juvenile creepy comment. If you "accidentally" ever touched any part of my body, I'd want to be boiled.

Carlos: No, I'm not going to let some crazy bitch ruin my life.

Kim: You talking about me or that girl?

Carlos: Take your pick.

D.K.: I'm no one's tart du jour, baby.

Carlos: [to Davis]: How many of our brethren you think aren't answering their phones?

Davis: I'm gonna say most of them.

Carlos: Wait a minute, why are we again?

Davis: Because unlike them we are responsible city employees who are idiots and didn't know there was a storm coming.

Bosco (as he reads a driver's license of an overdosed teen): Eric Beckman, you dumbass.

Yokas (to Eric Beckman about Emily after she also suffers an overdose) You better pray that she's all right, because if she's not, I swear to God I will kill you myself.

Fred: Chapels are comforting.

Yokas: Fred, it's just a closet. The hospital decided to call it a chapel. If that makes you feel comforted, you knock yourself out.

Fred (about Emily): I remember her telling me how to tie her shoes when she was like 4. She wanted the bunny ears.

Yokas: I still tie my shoes like that.

Fred: You two are so much alike.

Yokas: Like oil and water.

Bosco (to Lettie): You're like a child touching fire and everyone keeps you from burning yourself.

Bosco (as they go to arrrest someone, but they're already gone): How could they have known we were coming? We were being so inconspicuous and all.

Bosco (to Cruz): Well, in case you're not keeping score, we haven't arrested anybody yet.

(In Yokas's flashback to when she first met Bosco)

Bosco (to Yokas): Mother?

Yokas: Excuse me?

Bosco: You look like a mother.

Yokas: Yeah, actually I have two ki... (Bosco walks away) You look like an ass.

(When the woman who gave birth at the fire asks Bosco his name)

Woman: I'm sorry, I'm just not naming my son Maurice.

Bosco: I don't blame you.

Lt. Johnson: You're giving me gray hairs, Jimmy.