Third Watch quotes

Bosco: I swear to God, if Mikey messes up one more time I'm gonna kill him with my bare hands.

Monroe: You sure you guys aren't stepping on Jelly's toes?

Davis: I don't step on toes, Monroe. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Yokas: Bosco, there's something horrible going on in this house. It's a…it's a mess. And you know that notebook that, uh, that Rebecca's always writing in? She has dozens of them and uh, she just writes the same thing over and over again. She writes "I will drink ten glasses of water a day."

Bosco: He's beating them bad, Faith. I mean, Jan's… Jan's whole body… he's beating them bad.

Lester (after he is arrested): This is outrageous!

Yokas: You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Lester: Oh, you're doing this because of what I did in court?

Bosco: What?

Lester: 'Cause I embarrassed you?

Bosco: Are you kidding me?

Lester: Hey, look, I was just doing my job. I was being a zealous advocate for your brother.

Yokas: And I'm being one for your family.

Sully: You know what the first thing I thought was when we walked into that diner and saw Rocky lying there with a hole in his chest? "Where the hell am I gonna get my coffee now?" I mean, I don't know if he had a wife, kid. I never asked him. All I could think about was my damn breakfast. I mean, I knew this guy, Davis. You know? I talked to him almost every day. We worked on crossword puzzles together. I mean, that guy was the closest thing I had to a friend outside the job. I didn't feel one ounce of pity for him. Not a single human emotion. All I could think about was how damned inconvenient it was gonna be trying to find another restaurant. Uh…I've lost something, Davis. Something important. Something I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to get back.

Davis: That's not true, Sully. You're just worked up.

Sully: You gotta score well on those LSATs. Get your ass in Law School before it's too late for you, too.

Lester: This is not a smart thing you're doing, Officer Boscorelli.

Bosco: You're the one who made the mistake.

Bosco: Most of these guys know Mikey just got collared. All right, what, they start falling too?

Cruz: They're not that smart.

Bosco: Not that smart? Smart enough to know when they get to Riker's and they look around to see who among them is missing.

Bosco: The only thing I'm thinking about is my brother, okay?

Wynn: Well, if I were you then I would be worried less about Cruz and more about your brother's lawyer, who's down in lockup.

Bosco: What about him?

Wynn: They say he's their lawyer, too. And they're asking to see him.

Davis: So you're going, right?

Sully: Come on.

Davis: Come on what?

Sully: Well, you know, taking the LSATs is one thing. Actually going to Law School is another.

Davis: No, no, you gotta go.

Sully: Why? Davis: It's destiny. You gotta go.

Sully: Destiny, huh?

Lloyd: Oh, I'm so stupid, stupid, stupid…

Davis: Yeah, you are.

Sully: You gotta be the worst purse-snatcher on the planet.

Kim: Carlos Nieto. Grace Foster.

Carlos: Hey, how you doing?

Grace: You know the 6-8?

Carlos: Yeah, that's Bed-Stuy, right?

Grace: The 6-8 is a warzone. GSW's, knife wounds, hammer wounds, OD's. We had to hose down the inside of the bus three times a tour.

Carlos: Wow.

Grace: It was non-stop medic heaven and I kicked its ass for three years and how does the city repay me? With a transfer to this undermanned country club.

Carlos: Country club?

Grace: So while I'm figuring out how to get back out there, how about you do us both a favor?

Carlos: Sure.

Grace: One, I got a face. Two, don't even think about trying to be friends. And three, don't ever let me hear you refer to me as a newbie. Got that?

Jelly: Somebody didn't like this guy.

Davis: What, the no arms, no legs, no head give that away?

Jan (to Yokas): Imagine, just for a minute, okay, that you and your husband have a child, all right, and she's really clumsy. She's falling down all the time. And this one time she's in the next room eating and she falls, only you think she's choking on the vegetables, so you call the police. And they say you hit her. You and your husband, who wasn't even there. Can you imagine?

Yokas: No. But I can't imagine having those bruises all over my body, either.

Yokas: In the morning before Lester went to court. And you didn't call 9-1-1 until the afternoon? What the hell were you thinking, Jan? You're walking around your apartment, you're pretending like your daughter is laying unconscious on the floor!?

Jan: You don't understand.

Yokas: You're damn right I don't understand!

Sully (to Bosco): You know that DOA we had earlier?

Bosco: What about it?

Davis: We got an ID and, uh…

Bosco: And? Sully: It's your brother.

Bosco: What, he's connected somehow?

Davis: No, Bosco, it's him.

Sully: It's Michael.

Bosco: Give me that. This is wrong. This…it's wrong. You guys are wrong. I'll call him.

Swersky: Bosco…

Sully: Bosco, it's Michael.

Bosco: I just talked to him yesterday.

Sully: I'm sorry, man.

Bosco: Come on… No. You're wrong. You're wrong.