Third Watch quotes

Kim (to Aaron): Why would you leave if you were hurt?

Aaron Noble: I don't know. I get frequent bleeder miles at another hospital.

Kim: Great, more jokes.

Kim (to Doc): How come we never get the overturned armored car jobs?

Doc: Because we're lucky.

Kim: Yeah, it would be hard not to accidentally let a few bucks fall into our med bag.

Doc: That's why we're lucky.

Yokas (to Swersky) We got it, sir.

Bosco (to Swersky, sarcastically) We got it sir. (to Yokas) Kiss up.

Yokas: Shut up!

Faith: You're a little boy, Bosco. You're a selfish little boy. I used to feel sorry for you, but now I just want you the hell away from me.

Bosco: Well, why not? That's the way you handle people. Keep them at a distance as soon as they become a problem.

Bosco: Oh, this world would be such a better place without people.

Noble: I was doing research, for a book.

Bosco: Oh my gosh. You know what? Please accept our apologies. Sarge! Sarge stop searching the car. He was only doing research for a book.

Cruz: Oh, didn't somebody already write "Dumb and Dumber?"

Carlos: I hate working with Levine. She's always talking about her dead husband.

Kim: All right, no jokes about her dead husband.

Carlos: It's kind of hard not to when she carries his ashes around her neck.

Kim: I thought that was potpourri.

Yokas: If Special K didn't work, maybe they'll try X or Heroin and then Eric will start dealing to all the little kids. And then a crew will start coming to Emily because they'll know that she has the hook-up. Then Eric OD's at some unsupervised party, but now Emily's getting a cut. And she just switched from Loehman's to Saks and there's no way that she's going back. So when little Suzy Smith shows up in the emergency room and I get called, Suzy pins Emily for selling her the dope. And then she and Eric end up in Juvie. Only upon their release this one gets knocked up by this mope. And then he decides, to keep her from turning a few tricks every now and again, the two of them will start selling drugs out the back of some seedy club bathroom. And meanwhile, I'm at home, a widow because your father's heart exploded from the stress wondering why I just didn't lock up this skel in the first place!

Yokas (to Emily): Did you buy the drugs with him?

Emily: I already answered this question. No, I did not.

Yokas: Then he is a liar, Emily. And that is not love. That is somebody who doesn't even like you.

Monroe: That's just Cruz. It's when she's not bitchy that I get worried. She's insecure, overcompensates, and never lets anyone forget that she's in charge.

Yokas: Yeah, that's her in a nutshell.

Monroe: Yeah, but she's weak. And the weak always get what's coming.

Bosco: Destroying city property, littering, riding without a helmet. It's a one-man crime wave.

Cruz (to Noble): According to this, you and him got a little cozy not too long ago.

Noble: It's "you and he" and we didn't get cozy.

Doc (to Alex): I'm not putting up with an attitude all day. When we get to the scene, you do your job, period. So you got two blocks to get it out of your system.

Cruz (while on the phone with Aaron Noble): Hey Noble, guess what I'm doing?

Cruz

I'm in a car chase. And you know what? I hate chases, Noble!

Bosco (after seeing that nobody's driving the car): What should I do?

Cruz

I sure as hell don't know!