PTPhysical therapist
That gunshot wound did a hell of a lot of damage. (looks at Mulder, realizing) ...you're the officer that shot him.
S5 E8Kitsunegari
[Looking around at room covered in painted kanji symbols.] I'm gonna take a wild stab here and guess this is a clue.
Scully, just trace the call and cut off any access that woman has to a phone! I'm heading back now.
Mulder, I'm not at the safe house.
You're not?
We're at the Chaimbridge Mall investigating a suicide.
(frustrated) Why isn't anybody picking up at the safehouse switchboard?!
(sighs and hangs up; turns to US Marshalls) Back in the trucks.
What happened?!
(sigh) You were told to go home, Mulder.
WHAT. HAPPENED?!
(sarcastically) That's one hell of a plan, Mulder. The serial killer makes us believe that he's guilty, in turn diverting suspicion away from the real estate lady?
Mulder, a moment please? [Mulder pauses, turns around; Skinner approaches.] I just wanted to say you did a good job.
How's that?
Nobody could've figured this out but you. You knew it was Linda Bowman and not Modell. You were way ahead of me.
I almost killed my partner.
Mulder, despite that, you prevailed. You won her game.
How come I feel like I lost?
S5 E9Schizogeny
(about man who died after swallowing 12 pounds of mud; smiling) Is it possible that he took the term "mud pie" literally?
His mother said that Bobby can't make friends. He's been in therapy for his anger since 1995.
(grin) That could be me.
[Mulder comes in carrying a plastic evidence bag.]
BBobby
What is that?
(points to word "Evidence" clearly written on the bag) Evidence.
(as he climbs a tree) Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?
I don't think this was an act of grave robbing, Scully.
No, that's what we were doing.
S5 E10Chinga
Maybe you don't know what you're looking for.
Like evidence of conjury or the black arts or shamanism, divination, Wicca or any kind of pagan or neo-pagan practice. Charms, cards, familiars, bloodstones, or hex signs or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult, Santeria, Voudoun, Macumba, or any high or low magic?
Scully?
Yes?
Marry me.
I was hoping for something a little more helpful.
S5 E11Kill Switch
(objecting as Mulder starts using a laptop taken from a crime scene) Mulder, that's evidence!
Gee, I hope so.
S5 E12Bad Blood
(chasing after him) Mulder?
[moves the lips on the boy he just staked to reveal vampire fangs] Look at that! Eh? [Scully taps the fangs to show that they're just plastic. Mulder looks horrified.] Oh sh- [Credits roll.]
Skinner wants a report in one hour. What are you going to tell him?
What do you mean what am I gonna tell him? I'm gonna tell him exactly what I saw. What are you gonna tell him?
I'll tell him exactly what I saw.
Now, how is that different? (Scully shrugs) ..Look, Scully, I'm the one who may wind up going to prison here. I gotta know if you're gonna back me up or what.
(annoyed) First of all, if the family of Ronnie Strickland does indeed decide to sue the FBI for, I think the figure is $446 million, then you and I both will most certainly be co-defendants. And second of all.. I don't even have a second of all, Mulder! 446 million dollars! I'm in this as deep as you are, and I'm not even the one that overreacted! I didn't do the [stabbing motion] with the thing!
I did not overreact - Ronnie Strickland was a vampire!
Where's your proof?
You're my proof! You were there!
[Scully sighs]
Okay, now you're scaring me. I want to hear exactly what you're going to tell Skinner.
Oh, you want us to get our stories straight.
No, no, no - I didn't say that. I just want to hear it the way you saw it.
I don't feel comfortable with that.
Prison, Scully. Your cell mate's nickname is going to be Large Marge. She's going to read a lot of Gertrude Stein.
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