Maybe we should head backstage and see what the Reverend has to say.
No, wait. This is the part where they bring out Elvis.
S1 E17Miracle Man
SDSheriff Daniels
Ninety-nine percent of the people in this world are fools ... and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.
A few thousand grasshoppers does not constitute a plague.
Apparently miracles don't come cheap.
I was raised a Catholic. I have a certain... familiarity with the scripture. And God never lets the Devil steal the show.
You must've really liked The Exorcist.
One of my favorite movies.
You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
What look is that?
The kind when you've forgotten your keys and you're trying to figure out how to get back in the house.
S1 E18Shapes
They told me that even though my deodorant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man.
IIsh
I sense you are different, FBI. You're more open to Native American belief than some Native Americans.You even have an Indian name - Fox. You should be Running Fox, or Sneaky Fox.
Just as long as it's not Spooky Fox.
S1 E19Darkness Falls
What do you think?
I think I'm going to suggest we sleep with the lights on.
30 loggers working a clear-cutting contract in Washington state. Rugged, manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.
Right, but what am I looking for?
Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely ... boyfriend?
What kind of an insect could have gotten a man all the way up into that tree?
Itsy-bitsy spider.
S1 E20Tooms
I'm looking for my dog. His name is Heinrich. He's a Norwegian Elkhound. I use him to hunt moose!
You think they would have taken me more seriously if I wore the grey suit?
But sir, the very nature of the X-Files cases often precludes orthodox investigation.
ADAssistant Director Walter Skinner
Are you suggesting that the bureau adopt separate standards for you and Agent Mulder?
No, sir.
Are you suggesting that Agent Mulder obstructs you from proper procedure?
No, sir. If anything, I'm suggesting that these cases be reviewed with... an open mind.
If there's an ice tea in that bag, could be love.
Must be fate, Mulder. Root beer.
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