[Mulder knocks on Scully's door]
(exasperated) Mulder!
(startled) What?
I was just about to get in the shower, but I was waiting for the pizzaman.
(mockingly suspicious) You got something going on with the pizzaman I should know about?
(chuckling) The pizzaman?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you just said you were waiting for the pizzaman to jump in the shower.
No, what I mean was, the pizzaman's usually late, and so..
(squints like he doesn't understand)
..Do you want to come in?
Thank you.
[turns and walks back into the apartment, doesn't see Mulder placing a gift under the pillows;] I feel like I'm in an episode of Mad About You.
Yeah, well, small technicality.. Mad About You was about a married couple, and we just work together.
Well, you know what I mean.
I do, I do. And what I am saying is that we do not have much information about this man. And what I am saying [pointing at Scully's tummy] is that the pizzaman is not above suspicion.
I see.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More The X-Files quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The X-Files pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.