I know. I missed the meeting.
You didn't miss the meeting. You're extraordinarily late for the meeting. It's still going on.
What are you doing down here?
We took a short break and I came looking for you. What are you doing down here, Mulder?
(sarcastically) I'm having the best damn day of my life. Any moment I'm about to burst into song. (dryly) "Zip a dee doo dah." My, uh, waterbed sprung a leak and shorted out my alarm clock. (Scully looks surprised) My cell phone got wet and crapped out on me and the check I wrote my landlord to cover the, uh, damages is going to bounce if I don't deposit my pay. You ever have one of those days, Scully?
Since I've been working here? Yeah. When did you get a waterbed, Mulder?
(he pauses, thinking; ignores the question) Bank's just down the street. I'll be back in ten. Cover for me, will you? (leaves)
(to herself) When do I not?
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