[Morris (as Mulder) enters with groceries; looks around the apartment.]
MMorris (as Mulder)
Uh-huh. (sets the bags down and gets out some candles) A little mood lighting for the bedroom. (looks around; pauses) No bedroom.
[Goes over to a closed door; tries to open it several times with no result; finally gets it open. Several boxes and porno magazines fall out; the room is shown to be filled with boxes, old furniture and papers.]
MMorris (as Mulder)
This guy hasn't been laid in ten years.
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