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S6 E11

The X-Files · Season 6, Episode 11

“Two Fathers” quotes from The X-Files

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“Two Fathers” · Season 6, Episode 11

In this episode: Fox Mulder (3), Dana Scully (1), Spender (1)

[A group of men are in a basketball court playing, including Mulder. He makes a basket; stops when Scully enters the gym.]

BPBasketball player

(to Mulder) Hey, Milk, let's play ball. (Mulder waits for Scully to walk closer; player is irritated) Yo, Homestyle, cough up the rock.

[Mulder throws the ball over his shoulder; catches it when thrown back and casually makes a basket.]

Game.

BPBasketball player

(shaking his hand) Oh, no, no. Aw, it don't work like that.

(joining Scully, ignoring the game) Hey, Homegirl, word up.

Mulder it's my distinct impression that you just cheated. And that you're not coming in again today.

Oh, Scully, I got game.

Yeah, you got so much game I'm wondering if you have any work left in you.

No, I'm ready to J-O-B just not on some jagoff shoeshine tip.

(VERY small smile) No "jagoff shoeshine tip"?

(smile) No background checkin' jagoff shoeshine tip.

Well, about your J-O-B, Mulder somebody's been trying very hard to reach you by phone. Somebody who wants you back at the FBI ASAP.

(more serious) About what?

About an X-File.

You looking for work, Agent Spender? 'Cause if you are, I got a whole pile in that middle drawer that I'd love to shove down someone's throat.

I was just writing you a note. I think you know why I'm here.

They found your mother.

She wants to talk to you.

I didn't hear the magic word.

Look, Agent Mulder, I'm not going to get down on my knees here.

Are you asking me, Agent Spender?

My mother's been gone for almost a year. She turns up in a train car where she's been operated on by a group of doctors who were burned alive. I just want the truth.

The truth is out there, Agent Spender. Maybe you should find it for yourself.

CSCassandra Spender

Agent Mulder?

Shh. Shhh. Shhhh.

CSCassandra Spender

Oh, my god. (laughing) Oh, my god, I think I'm going to pee the floor.

(nervous chuckle) Don't... don't do that.

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