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The Witcher
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You take weeks to lift your stone. You can't bend water. You struggle to perform the simplest physical tasks. And now you lie to me? Your worst fear makes such sense. Even if you were a beauty, still no one would love you.

You talk.

TTorque

Of course I talk!

(subduing Torque) What happened with you? Your mother fuck a goat?

TTorque

I am Torque the Sylvan, a rare and intelligent creature!

You're a dick. With balls.

TTorque

Balls I got from humans, who left our food filled with iron meant to poison me! (Rips out a lock of Geralt's hair)

Ow!

TTorque

Did your mother fuck a snowman?!

You think this is about pride? My elders worked with humans and got robbed of all they had. And when they fought back, they were slaughtered. "The Great Cleansing", humans call it. I call it digging a mass grave for everyone I loved.

JSJaskier [singing]

Toss a coin to your Witcher, O Valley of Plenty

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