Yarpen Zigrin quotes from The Witcher

Those Dwarves will be partnered on.

Bar man!

Jaskier

Geralt can handle them in his sleep.

Yarpen

Fucking right! (running up and jumping on the counter) HE SAID HE WANTS 4 FUCKING PINTS! Now!

Jaskier

Or, maybe a little bit awake.

Yarpen

(Extends hand to shake Geralt's hand) Name's Yarpen Zigrin.

Geralt

(Shakes Yarpen's hand) Geralt of Rivia.

Jaskier

And my name is Julian Alfred Pankr-

Yarpen

Aye! I know. (To Geralt) You'll fetch a goodly amount for that mare if you sell now!

Jaskier

Charming how everyone wants go get their hands on roach these days, isn't it?

Geralt

He means we won't make it out alive.

Jaskier

Wait, what? No one mentioned anything about impending death!

Yarpen

(Throwing sword on the ground) Well that's fuckin' shite! We missed a whole mother lode of fun!

Ask no questions and in return, I offer you these to take to the king (showing 2 teeth from a dragon)

Yarpen

Dragon teeth? I've never been one to look a gift cock in the beak, though this might not be enough proof to collect the reward.

Tell the king if he's not satisfied, he can expect the body of a dragon dropped upon his royal wedding. Free of charge.

Geralt

Yarpen Zigrin. Your aim's gone to shit.

Yarpen

Well if it isn't the white fucking wolf and the big fucking mouth! (Both shake hands and turns to comrades) Put your weapons down! Numpty arseholes. This is an old friend.

Jaskier

Friends, plural. Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de-

Yarpen

Yeah! I know! (Takes axe back from Jaskier)

Yarpen

Oi, You lute-playin' walloper!

Jaskier

(exasperated) Again, with this fresh hell, Mr. Zigrin! (Points at himself) Julian Alfred Pankratz.

Yarpen

Yeah I know, I know, I fucking know!

Jaskier

I know you know. It's a rules of three thing, has to be done. What can I do for you, Yarpen?

Yarpen

I've got ears and good taste, so nothing. But your friends need help.

Jaskier

(sighing) Of course they do.