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The Wire · Season 2, Episode 2

“Collateral Damage” quotes from The Wire

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“Collateral Damage” · Season 2, Episode 2

In this episode: Jimmy McNulty (3), Bunk Moreland (2), Lester Freamon (1), Frank Sobotka (1), Spiros Vondas (1)

[Bunk and McNulty secretly eating crabs in the interrogation room]

You got these off the boat?

What, in winter? In a couple of months... fringe benefit. Can't catch crabs in homicide, right?

Uh-uh... except maybe the occasional emergency room nurse every now and then.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me what was in that motherfucking can?

Now you wanna know what's in the cans? Before you wanted to know nothing. Now you ask. Guns, OK? Drugs, whore, vodka, BMWs. Beluga caviar, or bombs, maybe? Bad terrorists with big nuclear bombs. I'm kidding you, Frank, it's a joke. But you don't ask ... because you don't wanna know.

Jimmy, the look on Jay Landsman's face, he nearly cried!

[McNulty, Freamon and Bunk all laugh]

And Rawls! All afternoon, he just stays in his office with the door closed.

Careful, you're giving me an erection!

[Ziggy is trying to get White Mike to front him a package.]

ZZiggy

Mike, I thought we was friends.

WMWhite Mike

Did you fuck up the last two packages?

ZZiggy

...sorta.

WMWhite Mike

And are you beat to shit?

ZZiggy

No?

WMWhite Mike

Take a walk, my friend.

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