What's with the boner?
Yeah, fair question. Uh, I was jerking off.
Why?
Um, I don't know, endorphins? You know I sometimes get horny after I run.
Well, couldn't you have just waited till I got back to the room? I was only gone 15 minutes. All I had was a croissant.
You don't like morning sex.
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