[Shane is on the phone complaining to hotel staff about the feces found in his suitcase]
Yeah, I'm in the Pineapple Suite, and there's a fucking turd in my room! [pause] Somebody got in here and took a shit. Not in the toilet. In my luggage. On my clothes! [pause] What the fuck? No, it isn't anyone in my party. It wasn't me, and my wife doesn't shit on the goddamn *floor*!
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