Shane Patton quotes from The White Lotus

Shane Patton

Yeah, I'm in the Pineapple Suite, and there's a fucking turd in my room! [pause] Somebody got in here and took a shit. Not in the toilet. In my luggage. On my clothes! [pause] What the fuck? No, it isn't anyone in my party. It wasn't me, and my wife doesn't shit on the goddamn *floor*!

Rachel Patton

But I, I really wanna get involved, and what I really... I wanna do something meaningful.

Oh, but those jobs are so awful, honey. They make no money.

Shane Patton

Yeah.

Rachel Patton

Yeah, but I don't need to make a lot of money.

But what's even the point? Those jobs are just asking wealthy people for their money. Your job would literally be to ask yourself for money. It's all about money. It's all about the money. The money, money, money.

Shane Patton

Money, money, money.

Money, money, money, money, money. And if you have money, then that's what you bring to the table. You don't need to work. You throw parties. And that's work. That's a lot of work. Trust me. Your wedding took years off my life. Don't get me wrong, I loved it. I loved every minute of it. And I cannot remember a thing. I don't remember anything. I'm not kidding. I don't remember anything. It's a blur.

Shane Patton

After I've wined you and dined you and asked you to marry me, and then made you the center of my life, it's just nice to know you're not pissed.

Rachel Patton

Shane, this is about me. I'm not okay with being a trophy wife, an appendage like all these other women in your world.

Shane Patton

Okay, so you're pretty and that's part of the appeal for me, and what, that bothers you?

Rachel Patton

I just need to respect myself.

Shane Patton

I gotta hand it to you. Ah- You-You hid yourself really well, Rachel. I mean, this whole time, I bought that you were this cool chick who was fun and confident and normal. And I had no idea that you were this insecure, naïve baby.

Rachel Patton

You're the baby, Shane. Coddled by your mommy, who showed up on your honeymoon. You don't get the room you want, so you throw a never-ending tantrum. I genuinely cannot believe what a baby-man you can be.