[After Toby and Josh have both "resigned" after CJ's promotion]
I'll make this quick. I don't know if I'm comfortable working this closely with a woman. Maybe it's time for me to call it a day, give the VP a chance to steer the ship.
[CJ looks confused; after a moment, Toby starts giggling, which sets everyone off, and CJ realizes the prank]
[to Toby] You're weak. You have a weak will. You should have held it. See if she pulled out the Continuity of Government plan.
He cracked up at the mere suggestion of the VP...
[Still giggling uncontrollably] I had a whole thing on spending time with my kids, I went up.
You are bad, bad men.
In the service of a vengeful god.
On behalf of the Vice President and myself and every man who's ever had a Wonder Woman fantasy, it's a bright day.
Get out.
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