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Bartlet and Senator Lobell in “Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics”

Bartlet

We agree on nothing, Max.

SLSenator Lobell

Yes, sir.

Bartlet

Education, guns, drugs, school prayer, gays, defense spending, taxes - you name it, we disagree.

SLSenator Lobell

You know why?

Bartlet

Because I'm a lily-livered, bleeding-heart, liberal, egghead communist.

SLSenator Lobell

Yes, sir. And I'm a gun-toting, redneck son-of-a-bitch.

Bartlet

Yes, you are.

SLSenator Lobell

We agree about that.

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