[The Virginian is buying a horse from a man.]
Man
In case you want to know, I call him Lightning.
Virginian
Mister, the first time I laid my eyes on you, I knew you had a sense of humor.
Man
For another 20 bucks I'll throw in this fine saddle!
Virginian
No, thanks! I wouldn't want to rob you.
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