[A man and his wife enter the Judge's house without knocking, and the Judge becomes upset.]
Arthur Lilley
This is not a public house?
Judge Garth
This is not. It is, or was until you came in, a very private one.
Arthur Lilley
Sarah, I feel we are the victims of a practical joke.
Judge Garth
Just, just a minute. Who sent you?
Sarah Lilley
One of the hooligans in town.
Arthur Lilley
A deputy sheriff, judging from his badge. I believe he was called Trampas?
Judge Garth
Oh.
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