Trampas quotes from The Virginian

Trampas? The other night when I tried to pick that fight with you, I know what you done for me, and well, anyway, I appreciate it.

Trampas

"Well, I used to be a pretty feisty yahoo myself. So I know how it feels to be so hopping mad inside you want to take a swing at the whole cock-eyed world. The last time I tried was about eight years ago in a saloon full of cavalry troopers. It took about two black eyes and a mouthfull of knuckles to decide it wasn't too much fun when the world swung back."

Trampas

Howdy. Uh, what shall I do with these?

Hmm.. Well, why don't you bring them in.

Trampas

Hey! That's a good idea! (comes in and stops across the room) Uh, where shall I put 'em?

What do you think about the floor?

Trampas

(looks down) It's nice. (stops) Oh. (Sets boxes down.)

Trampas

She's done it again. [Walks over to the water hole] I thought you were just going to soak your ankle.

I...can't...SWIM! [goes under]

Trampas

[chuckles at first, then grows quiet] Oh. [jumps in]

Trampas

Harp? Whew!!!

What's the matter with you?

Trampas

Boy, it makes my eyes water! I don't know what you're boiling in that pot, but don't expect me to eat any of it!

I don't. This is my laundry.