#21, The Monarch and others in “Unfinished Business”

Put in my mix tape; it's right on the dash. It's the one that says, Chillin' with My Peeps and My Main Man, The Monarch.

We have to stop and pick up my...date.

I thought Dr. Girlfriend was going to be there.

Yes, with that dick, Phantom Limb. I plan to use the never-fail strategy of jealousy!

Who's your date?

I met her on the LiveJournal, which I kept in prison. I have been blogging! After posting an especially attractive picture of my prison-sculpted abs, she commented that I was not only 'f0ine', I was 'teh sex', whatever that means...