Is he...?
No. It wasn't that kind of strength. It was more than human, if that makes any sense.
What is up with that family? They're not vampires, what the hell are they?
Ooo! Uh, maybe they're ninja turtles?
You're not funny.
Or no, zombies. Werewolves.
No comedic timing at all.
What? What are you up to?
Since this is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves or combat turtles-
I said ninja turtles.
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