And what precaution have we ever found unnecessary?
Which is why we two old soldiers may be fated to die in bed
Now wouldn't that be a hell of a thing.
S1 E6Security
(talking to Jonas) Goodbye my friend. I trust we kept you occupied. It was hard to distract an old warrior, but I succeeded. I enjoyed our time together. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose.
S1 E7Dedication
KSKilo Six Alpha
Radio check, over.
You're coming in broken and stupid.
I would appreciate it, if in front of our friends (gesturing to Bob and Kim) you will tell me why you doubt my word? I mean, am I known as a man of my word?
Not when it comes to housework.
Seeking glory was Napoleon's downfall.
SCSgt. Coots
And those claim not to, lie.
(putting the lucky charm away) Just trying to keep the missus happy.
Keep your team happy. Next time I see you packing crap instead of ammunition I'll strip you naked and start from stratch.
S1 E10Unannounced
(Kim lands a job at a radio station)
RHRadio Host
(Notices a gun in Kim's purse) You have a gun.
You want to reconsider that advance? Bob got me a permit for it.
RHRadio Host
Is it loaded?
Well it's silly to carry it otherwise. Offends your sensibilities?
RHRadio Host
I don't believe in them, I'm more the poetic type.
You don't find a pistol poetic? You ever heard of "Poetic Justice"?
SSSecretary of State
(to Bob) Daniel, you just screwed yourself out of a military career. We will go forward as planned; you will get me to this meeting and once we get back to the plane, I will see to your dishonorable discharge; personally
advice to cancel a Government meeting is ignored)
KKayla
Why would-
The Secretary of State ignore our advice? Well okay, because A: to skip this meeting would threaten a fledgling democracy in Africa, and would weaken our position in the region.
Kayla: And B?
Because the man fancies himself a cowboy.
S1 E11Exposure
(After finding Bob at the widow's house)
Kim!
A block from here, our daughter is sleeping, trusting in her bed.
Kim...
Stay away from me.
(After learning that the money was swindled)
You lost all our money?
I'm taking it on myself. I'm paying you all back.
S1 E12Morale, Welfare and Recreation
BAgent Bluman
You just lied to the Governor of Georgia.
JBJonas Blane
Now is that a sin, or just a crime?
S1 E13The Wall
JSJonas 'Snake Doctor' Blane
[Jonas has discovered the missing money in their account] How do I earn my money? I do not make cornflakes for a living. I earn my money at the risk of my life out there, letting the scum of the earth shoot at me. You *know* that's how I make my living. That's why my bosses pay me... and you wish it away.
BBBob Brown
When you see Indians, be careful. When you don't see any Indians, be twice as careful.
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