(to Vince, who he is trying to rescue from drowning)
BobJust my luck...you're a marine.
S2 E5 Force Majeure
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Played by Scott Foley
The Unit · 64 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Unit: in 14 of its 64 quotes
Most scenes with: Jonas (6), Kim (2)
Lines by Bob 4
Bob(After finding a group of seniors abandoned in the hospital)
BobSnake doctor, we have a problem.
S2 E5 Force Majeure
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BobI'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother in the Navy.
S2 E7 Off the Meter
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Bob(laughing) Ryan asks what your wife would say if she knew. And Top said, "Well, sir, I'd tell her, 'Woman, now that's getting into my personal life. And you know how I like to keep my personal life separate from my married life.'"
S2 E7 Off the Meter
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Scenes with Bob 10
This is my house, here, which means that's your house, there.
BobI don't even have a key.
Well, there's not much crime in this neighborhood.
S1 E1 First Responders
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BobMy waffle shirt...
It's coming.
BobYou sent it on the truck.
Most of the things we shipped.
(Bob turns away in disgust)
I gave you one child, I'm carrying another - presumably yours - so don't take that attitude!
S1 E2 Stress
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Bob(pointing to a picture of the target) He reminds me of someone.
Does he.
BobMy wife's grandad, maybe. What does that make him, my grandfather-in-law?
Did grandfather-in-law ever bomb a busload of schoolchildren?
BobNot that I know of.
That's one big difference, then.
Bob(putting the lucky charm away) Just trying to keep the missus happy.
Keep your team happy. Next time I see you packing crap instead of ammunition I'll strip you naked and start from stratch.
S1 E7 Dedication
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(After finding Bob at the widow's house)
BobKim!
A block from here, our daughter is sleeping, trusting in her bed.
BobKim...
Stay away from me.
S1 E11 Exposure
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(A trainee misses the blue chicken he was aiming for in shooting practice.)
BobThe Nazis got your mom.
TTrainee
(nodding head) Do it like my life depended on it.
BobNo, I want you to do it like my life depended on it. As one day indeed it may.
(Bob Brown stands up and shoots the blue chicken the trainee was aiming for.)
S2 E3 The Kill Zone
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Wait. Blue 6, what were today's instructions?
BBBob/Blue 6
Formation 0600 hours. Uniform, (huffs) boots, fatigues, 40-pound ruck sack. :meals: one MRE.
Stop. Repeat that last instruction.
BBBob/Blue 6
(After brief pause)
MMeals
one MRE.
You think that meant one MRE for the entire day, that we're trying to starve you?
BBBob/Blue 6
Yes, Sergeant Major.
(looks at Red 2) Red 2. Have you understood the instructions?
R2Red 2
Yes, Sergeant Major.
Would you explain them to the other candidate?
R2Red 2
One MRE for each meal – breakfast, lunch and dinner. That's three. (grins)
Well, you're wrong, Red 2 and you're out. Blue 6, you may proceed. (blows whistle)
BobSo, I just passed Selection?
You have now. (brief pause) Welcome to the Unit.
IIlona
Why did this happen?
BobY is a crooked letter; nobody ever got it straight.
Just make sure the senator stays in her hotel.
BobI will use all my powers of persuasion. If that doesn't work, I'll hit her in the head.
S2 E12 The Broom Cupboard
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