When you're in you're a guest, when you're out you're a pest.
S2 E1Change of Station
S2 E2Extreme Rendition
(to Molly about working for Blackthorn) You do what you have to but I ain't going to be your cheering squad.
S2 E3The Kill Zone
(A trainee misses the blue chicken he was aiming for in shooting practice.)
The Nazis got your mom.
TTrainee
(nodding head) Do it like my life depended on it.
No, I want you to do it like my life depended on it. As one day indeed it may.
(Bob Brown stands up and shoots the blue chicken the trainee was aiming for.)
(Jonas shoots the enemy leader)
Yeah, I bet that hurt.
AAnnette
(To Bob) I was with Billy four years, I know what you do, how you do it. Can you get my kids back? Huh? Can you give me some rough justice?
As it says in the Bible. ' Harm no chicken but thine own.'
S2 E4Manhunt
We've got gophers! Let's flush them out.
Cargo intact? The FBI gonna wanna talk to him.
He's intact, he's awful quiet.
Just lost his girl and his hobby in the space of an hour, he's had a rough day.
S2 E5Force Majeure
(to Vince, who he is trying to rescue from drowning)
Just my luck...you're a marine.
(After finding a group of seniors abandoned in the hospital)
Snake doctor, we have a problem.
S2 E6Old Home Week
(at the protest lecture)
TTiffy
Somebody thinks I offended him, I suppose he can give me a call. He comes into my house in the middle of the night with a butcher knife, I'm gonna shoot him dead because I have a family to defend. Is this so foreign to your way of thinking?
CChristine
The bible says "Thou shalt not kill."
TTiffy
Yeah, well I guess our opponents missed that part.
(looking at the jeep to be restored) Well?
PParker
Restored, street legal, showroom fresh. Any man Jack in this man's army would fight to pay ten grand to take it home and call it Muffy.
PParker
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
PPrivate
(standing quickly to attention) Taking a break, Sergeant!
PParker
The hell you are! You will take a break when you are discharged from this service, killed in action or I say so, whichever comes first!
S2 E7Off the Meter
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother in the Navy.
CCharlotte
(to Kim) Do you expect me to, in effect, explain myself to you?
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