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Nicola and Helen in “Series 4, Episode 7”

(Nicola has discovered that Declan, the journalist due to interview her, is the man behind 'Mr Chop'!)

Nicola

I am, uh...ever so close to being on the verge of bawling my fucking eyes out' disappointed about this. I mean, this was it, was it? What was the alternative, going on Strictly Come Dancing and doing a fucking hooky waltz with Abu Hamza? This is pretty low. This is lower than my mother's pelvic floor, Helen.

Helen

I had to virtually go on the game to get you this. So, frankly, I don't care whether he wants to roll around in applesauce with you. Get in there and do as you're told.

Nicola

(taking a breath) Right. I will go, because I'm choosing to go in. But I just need you to know for the record...

Helen

Just get in there before I push you in.

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