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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Breathing heavily] Like a cold shower after a hard workout. [Mike laughs] What are you laughing about?

[Mike points and laughs at Steve] You.

[Mike continues to laugh]

What time you got?

[Steve checks his watch] What are you worried about the time- Oh man!

[Steve slaps a barrel, while Mike laughs and claps]

What are you laughing about? You blew another hundred-dollar deposit to Hawaii!

Oh! Maybe next year.

Don't forget your coat.

Pick up your shoes.

I got my shoes!

You're famous for politicking on the lawn, rapping with people, the crazies, the intellectuals. Was there any group that hated Rhinelander?

SSkowlownowski

The crazies hated him. But then they hate me too. They hate all authority. And these days, "authority" is anyone who wears a tie.

WSWally Sensibaugh

[after Stone and Keller leave, Wally turns to his wife] Nice guys. Nice guys. Real serious. You know, they put a case together like you make a quilt. Piece of this, piece of that. One day they got the killers.

SSkowlownowski

The mayor wants you on this one, lieutenant, and, uh, what's his name, your partner there?

Oh, this is Inspector Keller, Steve Keller.

SSkowlownowski

Keller.

Mr. Skowlownowski.

SSkowlownowski

The mayor wants you to accept full responsibility for this thing so nothing gets lost between desks, got it?

Yessir, yessir.

SSkowlownowski

I'll tell you, I have had it with these political assassinations! You don't like somebody else's view, you just get a gun and you blow 'em apart. Maybe the doomsday boys are right. Maybe this is the end of the world.

RRRex Riley

[Discussing the murdered Stephanie Brown] Maybe she was rotten to the core. Who cared?

Well, what was rotten about her?

RRRex Riley

She was a taker. A real taker.

What's a taker?

RRRex Riley

Oh, you know, somebody who leads you on and tries to get something out of you. Money, a car, anything. That's it. They just take it and it's "Goodbye, Charlie."

NSNurse Supervisor

[Discussing the murdered Glenda Elliott with her former supervisor] Glenda Elliott? Let me put it this way, Mr. Keller. The first thing a girl like that does when she hits the hall is get a roster of the doctors. And she goes down it one by one in alphabetical order. When she comes to the interns, she moves on.

Well, what's wrong with interns?

NSNurse Supervisor

They're poor, Mr. Keller. They are the church mice of medicine. Is that what you wanted to know?

TDTim Duran

[the sniper being interrogated] Okay, so I shot her. What does that have to do with you? She didn't lie to you. She lied to me.

So you killed her?

TDTim Duran

If I had enough ammo, I would've stayed up here forever. Forever!

Forever's just about where you're headed for, son.

TDTim Duran

No way, baby, no way. Two years in a head farm, eating public chow, and I'm back in circulation. You watch.

JWJeff Williams

[Lecturing in his poetry class] What a man is or does in private becomes a part of his public image. Good or bad, it's on the record. And whether that's good or bad, I leave you to think about.

[Stone looks at the book Keller presented him as a gift] Poems? Poetry?

It's Ezra Pound. Remember Williams talking about him at the school?

Yeah, I remember. He talked to his class about him, yeah.

That's right. That's for you.

[Reading a random page] Oh, now wait a minute. I can't read this.

Listen: "Raineth drop and staineth slop." Oh, come on now.

Wait a minute, what?

Yeah. "Raineth drop and staineth slop. Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us." Now come on. Isn't poetry supposed to be clear and to the point?

That's right.

Well, I've got something clear and to the point for you, young fella.

[Watching as Stone pulls a card from his pocket] What is this?

Sit quietly. "You have a right to remain silent." Is that clear?

That's clear.

"Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law." Is that to the point?

That's to the point.

All right, then get going!

I don't want the coroner to give me that bullet. I want it from him right now, so come along, we're going to the hospital.

JWJeff Williams

I don't think so, Lieutenant. You don't have that authority. You're a policeman; I shouldn't have to tell you the law.

JWJeff Williams

Mm-hmm. I did some checking, and it seems among the other personal guarantees in this country is the guarantee that our bodies are inviolate. Not even the Supreme Court can force a man to submit to a surgical operation. That's the law, gentlemen. And I'm sure that, as officers sworn to uphold it, you won't do anything to make me break it.

JKJason Kampacalas

[Pleading with his unforgiving father] Twenty-two million people in the State of California say the debt's been paid. Why can't you?

I say that all our talk about "rehabilitation" is a lot of bunk! We don't give 'em a fair shot and help them when they get out.

ROCaptain Rudy Olsen

Like that shot he gave you?

I shoulda known better.

ROCaptain Rudy Olsen

So, you made a moral choice? You got a hide like an alligator and a heart like a marshmallow.

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