Inspector Steve Keller and Detective Lt. Mike Stone in “Unfinished Business”

[Exiting the ACT Theater after a staging of "Othello"] Play really works too, doesn't it?

I guess.

You guess? Whaddaya mean, you guess? Sixteenth Century play that comes to life like that? With such contemporary values? A theme that still holds up?

Holds up? I'll tell you what holds up: "Abie's Irish Rose."

"Abie's Irish Rose"? How can you even compare those two plays?

They're both plays, aren't they?

Yeah.

You're puttin' me on.

No, I'm not.