[Bart uses a telegraph to message Moe, dressed as a telegraph clerk]
MMoe
Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme. Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, "hey would you cuddle me"?
[a big man makes a threatening look while Lenny and Carl laugh]
BBBilly the Big Guy in the Back
No thanks.
MMoe
[angry] Ooh, that little...!! [begins using the telegraph] I'm gonna drive a Golden Spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific! STOP!
[at the other end, Bart laughs]
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