Moe and Collette in “Flaming Moe's”

[lying in bed with female bartender] Now that's what I call a happy hour.

Oh, Morris, something troubles me...

Don't worry, baby, my mother won't be home for another twenty minutes-

No, I was thinking about Homer Simpson.

That's okay, I was just thinking about Sybil Danning.

I mean that you should sell your drink, and give half the money to Homer.

Wha-?!

[stern] He's your friend, Moe, and you took advantage of him.

All right, all right, I'll split the money! Jeepers, Mary and Joseph, I sleep with a chick once, and it costs me half a million bananas!