Zak quotes from The Secret Saturdays

Zak

Everybody has secrets. My family just has bigger ones. They're called "cryptids" - all the strange, exotic creatures that regular science doesn't believe in... at least, not yet.

Zak

Anywhere there's a secret left to uncover, the Secret Scientists have someone working on it. And the cryptids... that's what we do. Any size, any kind, anywhere in the world - the Saturday family is gonna get the call. So, yeah. Two scientists, their kid, a komodo dragon, and a seven foot gorilla-cat called the Fiskerton Phantom... we're the only ones standing between you and all the things that go bump in the night. That's gotta make you feel safe, huh?

Zak

Did we miss something?

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Every spider I know of shoots webs out of its butt. What does that say about your face?

Zak

Why does everything cool always try to kill me?!

Zak

"I am not in love with Wadi!"

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We could've been something, Abbey...