Reporter and Sarah in “Unfinished Business”

Ms. Silverman the nation of Mongolia is demanding 100 million dollars. What are you seeking in your counter-suit?

Well, I'm certainly not asking for 100 million freaking dollars. Uh, I really just want an apology and uh, for them to change Mongolian beef to sexual predator beef. I also wouldn't mind my face on their dollar, but that's more of, like a bargaining chip.

What do you have to say to those people who may view your demands as weird?

Well, there was once a people who demanded 40 acres and a mule so I guess we're all kind of weird.