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S1 E15

The Sarah Silverman Program. · Season 1, Episode 15

Marie, Francine and others in “Unfinished Business”

Marie

I heard from the Robertsons that their maid has been stealing from them.

Francine

That's the problem with illegal immigrants; they come here to steal from us.

Sarah

Look here old lady. God did not create illegal immigrants for us to insult, he created them for us to enjoy. Now, my maid cleans my entire apartment for almost nothing and she does it with a smile on her face. Or something on her...well I don't know what a frown looks like in Spanish.

Francine

You're just young and uniformed. Illegal immigrants bring crime and perversion and disease into this country.

Sarah

Madame you sicken me and if there was an N-word for old women who play tennis I would use it on you but good.

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