I heard from the Robertsons that their maid has been stealing from them.
That's the problem with illegal immigrants; they come here to steal from us.
Look here old lady. God did not create illegal immigrants for us to insult, he created them for us to enjoy. Now, my maid cleans my entire apartment for almost nothing and she does it with a smile on her face. Or something on her...well I don't know what a frown looks like in Spanish.
You're just young and uniformed. Illegal immigrants bring crime and perversion and disease into this country.
Madame you sicken me and if there was an N-word for old women who play tennis I would use it on you but good.
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