Eugene, Sarah and others in “Unfinished Business”

Eh, miss, I think there are harder things than being Jewish. Like being black.

Ehm, did black people have the Holocaust?

No, but we did have 400 years of slavery.

Oh. I'm so sorry you guys had to like, uh, have great singing voices and really catchy songs, while we got…oh yeah! Murder Showers!

Ok, so what you're saying is because of our singing we suffered less than the Jews?

[pause] …Yes.