Sarah and Man in “Unfinished Business”

Hello, my name is Sarah Silverman and I live at 227 Waverly Place Apt. 6D. And I'm here to inform you that I pose a danger to your pets.

A danger? In what way?

S-sexually.

Excuse me?

Please let your family know that if they see this woman within fifty feet of an animal to notify the authorities immediately.

This is weird…and I'm gonna shut the door.

OK.