[The Hilton-Jacobs tenants are hosting a memorial service for a deceased tenant]
We are gathered here today to bury one of our own. What can I say about the deceased? [someone in the audience coughs] Uh, hmm. [checks the coroner's report] He was, uh, five foot six, and uh, weighed 155 pounds and had no distinguishing marks or scars. [to himself] My God, his liver weighed a pound and a half. Well, that's serious.
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