Female barbarian, Bunny and others in “Bunny the Barbarian”

[turns around] Huh?

How much does it cost to get in?

It could cost you your life. What manner of armor are you wearing?

Oh, this old thing? It's just something I threw together. [Female barbarian whistles, startling Bunny]

[lizard roaring as it passes by her] Ooh! [gets hit by lizard] Oh, ow! Oh, ow! [lizard flies away, Bunny and the barbarian swap clothing]

Ooh, this armor is so soft and breathable! [spins around] I feel so light!

And it's 100% machine-washable. [Female barbarian giggling, dancing] Aren't you going in?

I was gonna steal the [points ahead] bejeweled treasure from the Dust Demon inside, but now I just wanna [dances away] dance and dance and dance! [laughs]

Bejeweled treasure? [gasps] Adventure! [walks up ahead]

[in door, Pat the Hapless approaches as well] Next! Who or what are you to think you can enter this realm?

Hm? Animal or mineral?

Wrong.

[floor drops below him as he falls into pit of fire] Ah!

[Bunny approaches, pointing to her] Who or what are you to think you can enter this realm?

My name is Bunny Star, and I'm from Bikini Bottom. I work as a greeter at a local prison, but if I was to say what I am most proudest of, that would be being a mother.

A mother? [whimpering, sniffles] I never had a mother. I was conjured from [cow moos] sea cow pies by an evil spirit. [slams trapdoor, opens door as Bunny enters] May I call you "mum"?

Aww. [kisses gatekeeper on forehead] Mwah! [begins climbing spiral staircase]