Dwight and Gabe in “Trivia”

Gabe, I always wondered what it is you did around here. Now I found out. You're the bagel guy.

Yeah. But not just bagels. All unwanted problems. Question: What's the most important appliance in your house?

Meat grinder.

[makes buzzer sound] Too slow. It's the toilet. And I am the toilet of this office. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean. And, just like a toilet, I am essential.

You know, Gabe? You could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator, or eraser, and instead you chose toilet. God bless you. You're an American classic.